I can't afford the scoots they sell I'll get one where the price is small For half a Honda don't run well And a fourth a Vespa, not at all.
The motorscooter has a well-deserv-ed reputation That helmet on the pillion seat's an open invitation It gets the subtle message out without overt flirtation. See Dating and Scooter Culture
My TANK runs nicely every day No matter what the purists say And how they vilify the ranks Of those who run about on TANKs See TANK Motorscooters
In order to last through the feared shipping stage The Roadrunner comes in a foam-lined cage
To handle the front, where the mirrors are at The Roadrunner cover has ears like a bat.